If you think the Zombie Apocalypse is happening
I’m going to make you a bleach and ammonia cocktail.
I’ve become that person who only scrolls and doesn’t post shit
This has been a fucking shitty post.
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
I couldn’t not…
I’m not even sorry.
Part II:
The Love Story
The Summer Blockbuster
The Awful Remake
The Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize
Concerning Vasectomies
- Bronte: Nooooo dont get one
- Me: ...
- Bronte: I'm getting an IUD until i can have surgery :) so no chillens for us
- Me: uhm
- Me: ok
- Me: lol
- Me: i was like...
- Bronte: ...
- Me: did you suddenly want them?
- Me: because no
- Bronte: I want them unborn and splashed across my face
- Bronte: ANd butt
- Me: c-
- Me: can i blog that?
- Bronte: Yes
- Me: :3
It's like Christmas
- Me: ...
- Me: Do you like that?
- Me: Because
- Bronte: Yes.
- Me: I like discovering your fetishes.
- Me: It's my favourite thing.
- Bronte: Same.
Ashley tries to animate
The Blog
The Movie
The Anime
The Documentary
The ButtOh.
Ashley is learning to animate.
Oh.
Oh my God it’s me.
guise,
Ashley is awesome
This guy hand-forged his own wedding ring. OUT OF A METEORITE.
That’s it. Game over. You will never have a wedding ring cooler than that of redditor laporkenstein. Not only did he fashion the band himself, in the formidable fires of… well… his garage — he forged the damn thing out of a chunk of meteorite. (A Gibeon meteorite, to be exact.)
Paraplejico meando.
who the fuck’s the old guy at the bottom right?
Chuck Testa.
Popular representation of “LGBT,” to scale.
A message from yggdrazsil
hey baby. it's 5am and you're sleeping away... i hope you're having really beautiful dreams. i just wanted to tell you that i absolutely, inherently in love with you. i'm grateful for each night that draws me nearer to you... and the thought of spending our lives together... wow, just... really nothing can compare to how that makes me feel. i love you endlessly. i love you so much.
i love you so much…
Tom Hiddleston would make an jhfnkscagfbskfgksfbxgdx awsome 12th doctor
